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Confessions of a Car Detailer: The Weirdest Things We’ve Found in Cars

  • Writer: kylerscleaners
    kylerscleaners
  • Jun 16
  • 4 min read

Confessions of a Car Detailer: The Weirdest Things We’ve Found in Cars

    Let’s be real for a second: as car detailers, we’ve seen it all. You might think your car is a pristine, clean sanctuary—until we roll up and start getting into the nooks and crannies. And trust us, those crannies are a lot crummier than you'd think.

    Here at Milky Way Detailing, we’ve found everything from the typical coffee spills to... well, let’s just say some things that made us scratch our heads and question the mysteries of the universe.

    So, grab a snack (preferably not in your car), and join us for a fun ride through some of the most bizarre things we’ve uncovered during our detailing adventures. Warning: Some of these might make you reconsider what really needs to be cleaned in your car.

1. The Lost French Fry

    We get it. You’re driving, munching on a snack, and suddenly, a rogue french fry escapes from its bag. But what happens when that fry vanishes into the abyss of your seat? One of our favorite discoveries was a perfectly preserved, and might I say, crispy french fry wedged between the seat and center console. It wasn’t just old—it had turned into a crunchy fossil. We had to ask ourselves: How long had this lonely fry been there? And why hadn’t anyone noticed it?

2. The Mysterious Cup Holder Cocktail

    Ah, the cup holders. The unsuspecting holders of coffee, soda, water, and—apparently—strange concoctions. We once found a mixture of what we could only describe as a “spilled slushie meets melted chocolate” blend. It was a sticky, gooey mess that somehow never dried up. After hours of cleaning and scraping, we were left wondering how that cup holder could have survived the mystical forces that brought that liquid chaos into existence.

3. The Sock Drawer of the Car

    Ever wonder where all those single socks go after laundry day? Apparently, they end up in your car. We’ve pulled out literally a dozen mismatched socks from between seats, in glove compartments, and tucked behind sun visors. Who knew the inside of your car could be the Bermuda Triangle for lost laundry? There must be a secret sock conspiracy going on here.

4. The “I Swear I Didn’t Eat This” Crumbs

    Have you ever finished a meal, looked around your car, and thought, “I’m pretty sure I didn’t eat all of that”? That’s when we roll up, and suddenly, we’re finding dozens of little crumbs that are... definitely not from a bag of chips you just ate. We’ve found granola, crackers, cookie crumbs, and even what appeared to be bits of cake crammed into every crevice possible. If you want to go on a detective hunt in your car, start by investigating the seat belt buckle area—it’s like a secret storage unit for crumbs.

5. The Old "I Didn't Know That Was There" Item

    Sometimes, it’s not the weirdest thing we find, but the forgotten things. One of our most interesting discoveries was an expired gift card from 2014 tucked inside the glove compartment. We’re talking about a gift card that had been buried under receipts, napkins, and old parking tickets. The real question: How long had this poor gift card been there, and how many coffees were missed because no one ever remembered it?

6. The Hidden Candy Stash

    Look, we all love a little treat now and then. But one car owner must have had a secret relationship with candy wrappers. Upon vacuuming the floor mats, we found a ridiculous amount of lollipops, gum, and candy bar wrappers. It looked like a candy factory exploded under the passenger seat. But here’s the kicker: The candy was all still there—untouched, preserved by the power of crumbs and dust.

7. The Pet's Not So Secret Lair

    Pets. They bring so much joy, but also a whole lot of mess. We once detailed a car that had so much pet hair it was like a furry galaxy had exploded all over the backseat. Not only were we finding fur in places where fur should never be, but we discovered that pets can leave behind entire clumps of fur in places like the cup holders, under the seats, and even in the seatbelt buckles. The weirdest part? It wasn’t even the car owner’s pet—it was the neighbor’s cat who apparently had a very cozy spot in their back seat.

8. The Collector’s Treasure (aka, Empty Water Bottles)

    Water bottles. They multiply. Whether it’s on road trips or daily commutes, people seem to always have a half-drunk water bottle lying around. But here's the kicker: We once found a collection of 22 empty water bottles in the backseat. It was like the car owner had been running an unofficial water bottle museum. No judgment, but that’s the kind of thing that makes you question hydration habits.

The Moral of the Story?

    So what’s the lesson here? Simple: Cars are like little worlds unto themselves. Sometimes, things get lost, forgotten, or—let’s face it—accidentally buried in the backseat. That’s where we come in. Milky Way Detailing is here to find the forgotten, clean up the chaos, and restore your car to its former glory. From cleaning crumbs to extracting strange and mysterious objects, we’ve seen it all.

    Ready to give your car the treatment it deserves (and maybe get rid of that french fry from 2016)? Book an appointment with Milky Way Detailing today. We promise we won’t judge. We’ve found way worse.

 
 
 

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